620: Sack My Robot Daughter

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

They really buried the lede with "Jack and the Bean Stalk". Yeah sure it's an impressive stalk, but hello, there's an actual giant man who lives in a cloud castle on top of the world?? Should have called it "Jack and the Giants Are Real and They Are Squatting in A Violent Heaven Forsaken By God". In this episode, Log pitches some hot new Pragmata DLC, Gav has a shocking interaction with a customer support agent, and Steve is paid a visit by a certain redundancy-making wizard.

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular, regular features.
0:01.9	A regular regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features.
0:07.6	Hello and welcome to regular features, the podcast that is exactly the same every single week.
0:13.3	Like every week, my name is Gab Miffey, and I'm joined on my left-hand side by Mr. Steve Hoggety.
0:18.5	Good evening.
0:19.0	And I'm joined on my further left-hand side by Mr. John Logoggetty. Good evening. And I'm joined on my further left-hand side by
0:23.3	Mr. John Logblythe. Thank you very much for that insight into your Zoom layout, Gav. I'm John
0:28.8	Blythe, and I'm happy to be here. Good. You're meant to. It's your job. I fucking do. I'm so
0:35.8	excited. I was trying to contain my excitement because I've got a feature.
0:41.1	Do you want to know what it is? Yeah, go on. I've just played a video game and I want to talk about it.
0:45.4	What's your features? Well, that's a bit of a personal question, isn't it? So I'll defer to Steve.
0:49.6	You know, the thing I love most in the world. Yeah. Being made redundant.
0:55.7	Oh yeah. It's what gets me up in the mornings, Gav. Yeah. It's what gets me out of bed, log. I can't get
1:05.8	enough of that sweet, sweet, not having a job anymore.
1:12.9	So let me take you on a little adventure.
1:14.0	I love it.
1:15.9	I love it when you get made redundant.
1:19.0	It's such good feature material.
1:23.0	I've played so much factorial today.
1:24.2	It's great.
1:27.7	Tell you what, the edits on the podcast get a lot better as well.
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