62. What Happens When You Die

I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

Comedy

4.8 • 718 Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0	Go! Has someone on the plane? Is there a doctor or a wizard to turn her into a mermaid?
0:06.2	Welcome back to another episode of I Never Like to with Mateo Lane and Nick Smith. And today we're
0:09.7	talking about what happens when you die. This was a topic brought to us by one of our Patreon
0:14.7	subscribers named Alex Katz. Nick? Well, we should say what we think happens when you die.
0:22.8	How about we start in the beginning?
0:24.3	So, Nick, what do you think happens when we die?
0:26.8	I actually believe in reincarnation.
0:29.4	Where do you think you reincarnated from?
0:31.3	A worm?
0:32.8	Or an evil queen?
0:34.4	I am.
0:34.9	It's furious that she doesn't have rain over her. You think I came from an evil queen? I am an evil queen. is furious that she doesn't have rain over her.
0:37.7	You think I came from an evil queen?
0:40.4	I am an evil queen.
0:41.5	But that's what I'm saying, like, you seem like someone who once had power, and now
0:45.4	you've lost it because you grew up in a tiny town in Pennsylvania, but you still have
0:50.3	that air about you of like, I am supposed to be ruling something.
0:54.1	Well, there are multiple theories with reincarnation and some people think you reincarnate as the
0:59.2	opposite of what you are. So you were a quarterback of a football team that won the Super Bowl
1:06.6	and fucked many women. I'm sorry. That could be me now.
1:11.4	I'll have you know.
1:12.4	You could be the football.
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