What Most People Think

Hello and welcome to episode.

Hello and welcome to episode 62 of what most people think.

Happy, happy lockdown day, everybody. Happy lockdown day.

What was a very special day, isn't it? Lockdown day. I came down this morning, came down

this morning. I'd left out, I'd left out mince pies and my liberty. And I came down, sure

enough, they were both gone. What, brilliant. I'm so happy. We're doing it again. We're doing it again.

I must admit it does feel a little bit different this time, doesn't it? Because even though it went on for

fucking ever last time, it did eventually come to an end. So look, I'm trying to be positive.

This isn't what I wanted. I'm not pro lockdown, but it must be said that this time, knowing that lockdown was

going to happen, I did put in a lot of socialising in the period leading up to it. So there's a very

strong argument of my bank balance and my liver actually need some sort of lockdown to recover.

But it just hit you though, don't know. I've been busy as fuck this today. And I'm being

just for, I thought, well, you know, i might go into town for lunch you know at least i

don't have to make lunch i'll just go in there and get some fucking overpriced toasty

from a nero you know four pound fifty for fucking toasty although they're one with mushrooms

is good and you can't do it.

I can't go for a coffee. I can't go for a quick pint. I was thinking I need some new jeans earlier. I need some new jeans. How are the blokes that listen to this? What are you like? Do you just wear, do you have a three that are in rotation and that you change them when it gets a bit itchy? That certainly is my approach to wearing of jeans. But anyway, I've got to buy them online now.

Got to move into the future because I can't actually go and try them on. Just don't shut the playgrounds this time. I don't, I've said this for it. I cannot deal with playgrounds being shut. It's too, it's like that bit in Terminator 2 after the nuclear bomb blast. It's just something about it. I may go full vigilante if they shut the playgrounds. So this is what most people think. And it seems like as we go to air now, this is part of the reason I'm getting it out early is that most people think that Joe Biden is going to win. Trump definitely got way more votes than expected. And I think that what most people think is pollsters, people who put together polls clearly don't know what the fuck they are doing. They just don't know. They just don't know. But anyway, we'll get on to all that and I'll explain our guest in a minute. Weekly Cuscount. So David Domain is alive and well. I have had contact. I'm sure you'll all be pleased to know that the man who puts

together the weekly cuss count, David Domain, he's okay. And he's actually been as good, he's been good enough to go back to the Mark Nelson episode and compile a cuss count for that. So this is two weeks ago. This was episode 60, I think. We had one bullshit, six fucks, one fuckers, seven fuckings one piss piss and one pissing, two pricks, a shat, past tense shit is always welcome, two shits and one wanker, which works out 0.3 a minute. And we're finding that that is, if you've listened for a while, you'll know that's a fairly standard ratio for an episode that does have a guest. And as I predicted, Mark Nelson, very similar to me on the swear

in front, one bugger, one fuck, seven fuckings, one pissing, two shits and one wanks. I can't remember

what context that was in. It was like a present tense wanks. And then from last week's episode,

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