62: Dunkin' Donuts in Concord, NH

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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4.8 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Grab your plain sticks and your snotty coffee, because we're about to go on quite the journey. First, we read reviews of good old Dunkin' Donuts in the northeast, specifically in Concord, New Hampshire. Then, Alex completes the challenge of finding reviews where people used self defense tools on themselves. And it's just as ridiculous as you think! Tune in to find out where we're going next now that we finished all 50 states!

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0:00.0	Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written
0:08.4	by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I
0:14.7	wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:30.0	We're back. Oh man we're tired. Yes. We have been flying around. My arms are
0:43.2	tired. You were just you forced that one in there. I forgot to say it. I thought it was good.
0:49.3	Hey everyone we went to New York and had our first live show. It was amazing. It worked so well.
0:55.4	It worked. People were there. Spotify streamed it to Spotify global which they lovingly told us
1:01.2	five minutes before we were on stage. Oh my god I almost like pooped my pants right there. Yeah we were
1:05.6	a little bit erect but it was great and fun and I had a tiny little difficulty with my iTunes
1:12.1	because the music wasn't playing but I'm pretty sure that's because Spotify has some sort of like
1:16.0	technical ban on Apple products. So that was my bag. But otherwise thank you to everyone who came
1:21.2	out there were so many of you and we did a little mean greeting. It was amazing. I got to meet all of
1:24.7	you. Someone gave me lemon pajamas that I'm wearing every single day now. Wait someone gave you a gift.
1:29.5	Yeah. Oh sorry you weren't I didn't get a gift. Well they said they didn't have any men's pajamas
1:34.4	that would fit you. I wouldn't wear lemon pajamas anyway. Exactly. Thank you to everyone who put
1:40.4	up with me holding a slice of pizza behind my back in every single photo. A slice of vegan pizza
1:44.8	that he wouldn't finish and he would just like eat a teeny little nibble. I had so many people
1:48.6	to talk to and I didn't want to I don't know. I don't care no shame whatever. Just crumbling
1:54.0	all over people. But yeah thank you to everyone who came out. Thank you to anchor. Thank you
2:00.0	Spotify. Thank you. Yeah it was so cool for helping us. Well I mean really you guys put on that
2:05.7	great event and we just kind of showed up for it and it was it was a blast. We read reviews of New
2:11.2	York. We are going to post the YouTube the video they video filmed it filmed it with they beta maxed
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