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The History of Literature

62 Bad Poetry

The History of Literature

Jacke Wilson

History, Arts, Books

4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2016

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Everyone loves and admires a good poem…but what about the bad ones? After discussing his own experience writing terrible poetry, Jacke analyzes the 10 things that make a poem go wrong, assesses the curious role of Scotland and Michigan in developing bad poetry, and reviews some candidates for the worst poet in history, including:    * Jennifer Aniston, whose astonishingly bad love poem to John Mayer graced (disgraced?) the pages of Star magazine;  * James McIntyre, the Canadian poet known as “the Chaucer of Cheese”;  * Julia A. Moore, the “Sweet Singer of Michigan,” whose poems were described as “worse than a Gatling gun” and “rare food for the lunatic,” but who insisted on giving public performances (to her husband’s mortification and Mark Twain’s delight);  * Margaret Cavendish, the seventeenth-century aristocrat whose nature poems took her into the unintentionally comic realm of extreme bad taste (and near cannibalism);    …and many others as well. It’s a celebration of bad poetry… the agony and the ecstasy… the cringeworthy and the triumphant… or, as William McGonagall, one of the best (worst?) of the bad poets might say: “This episode is very fine / Indeed I think it very fine.”  Show Notes:  We have a special episode coming up – listener feedback! Contact the host at jackewilsonauthor@gmail.com or by leaving a voicemail at 1-361-4WILSON (1-361-494-5766).  You can find more literary discussion at jackewilson.com and more episodes of the series at historyofliterature.com. Check out our Facebook page at facebook.com/historyofliterature. Music Credits: “Handel – Entrance to the Queen of Sheba” by Advent Chamber Orchestra (From the Free Music Archive / CC by SA).    *** This show is a part of the Podglomerate network, a company that produces, distributes, and monetizes podcasts. We encourage you to visit the website and sign up for our newsletter for more information about our shows, launches, and events. For more information on how The Podglomerate treats data, please see our Privacy Policy.  Since you're listening to The History of Literature, we'd like to suggest you also try other Podglomerate shows surrounding literature, history, and storytelling like Storybound, Micheaux Mission, and The History of Standup.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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The History of Literature Podcast is a member of the Podgolomorate Network and LIT Hub Radio.

0:07.0

Hello everyone, this is Jack Wilson, the host of the History of Literature Podcast.

0:14.0

I'm so glad you're here and welcome to the show.

0:17.0

One quick note before we begin, you have found one of the oldest episodes in our archive.

0:22.0

The show doesn't discuss literature in chronological

0:25.3

order, so you won't be missing anything if you start with the more recent episodes instead

0:29.8

of the earliest

0:34.3

quite a bit since these early days.

0:36.3

But of course, where you begin is up to you and if you'd like to give this one a try,

0:41.3

please be my guest.

0:43.0

All of the episodes in the archive are yours to enjoy for free. I think that I shall never see.

1:08.0

A poem lovely as a tree. A tree whose hungry mouth is pressed. breast against the earth sweet flowing breast.

1:27.0

A treasthrievna!

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A tremor! A Tree that much love as a tree. Trees by Joyce Kilmer.

1:44.0

I think that I can never see a perm as lovely as a tree.

1:49.0

Come on, I like trees.

1:52.0

So is your average, cock or spaniel.

1:54.0

Get another.

1:55.0

Cute.

1:56.0

Mm-hmm.

1:57.0

That's okay.

1:58.0

That's the great Gene Ackman is Lex Luthor in Superman too.

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