618: It's Baffling

The Mike O'Meara Show

Mike O'Meara, Robb Spewak, Josh Sroka

Comedy, News

4.7 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2012

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Tuesday action from "The Summer White House" as the gang recaps travel to Maine, an amazing meet and greet and turbo ball busting. See you tomorrow at 10!

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0:00.0	Seafood costs too much.
0:03.0	That's why I open Dick Quizies' discarded seafood.
0:07.0	Right now at Quizies, you can wrap your mouth around my discarded shore dinner for just
0:12.0	399,
0:13.2	including a one and a half pound lobster,
0:15.6	a dozen steam clams, two dozen muscles,
0:18.2	and a half year of corn.
0:20.0	Now you've spent almost $40 at those high polluting seafood restaurants for that bounty, not
0:25.4	at Guizies.
0:26.4	How can I do it you ask?
0:28.4	It's simple.
0:29.4	At Dick Quizies, we use the seafood, other restaurants throw away.
0:33.0	5, 4, 3, and 2 stare restaurants throw away hundreds of pounds of seafood every day.
0:39.0	Because it's old, it smells bad.
0:41.0	At Quizies, we know that their trash is your mealtime treasure.
0:45.7	How about Quiziziz's questionable crab feast?
0:48.2	A full bushel of steam crabs for just a dollar fifty.
0:51.6	We'll even throw in the wet naps try getting that at a regular
0:54.5	crab house and you can't come to queasies without getting a cup of queasies
0:58.9	world famous mystery chowder brimming with chunks of delicious, slightly
1:03.8	ammoniated clams, shrimp, and pieces of fish.
1:07.4	At queasies you might get a stomachache, but we won't make your wallet ache.
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