618: A1(M) Syndrome

Regular Features

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2026

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Are YOU afraid of Paris? Are YOU afraid of the A1(M)? Are YOU afraid of poorly executed jingle work? Well don't YOU have fat luck, because this episode is going to cause you to faint, die, come back to life, and then die again when you remember what just happened. "Gregorian Chant" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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0:00.0	Regular regular regular features.
0:01.9	A regular regular regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular regular features.
0:05.7	A regular features are regular features a show.
0:10.7	Hello and welcome to regular features.
0:12.9	We're in a volcano this week.
0:15.6	Is that good?
0:16.3	Is that the right way to start?
0:17.9	Yeah.
0:18.8	Yeah?
0:19.2	Well, because we are on a volcano.
0:20.4	It would be weird if you said that we weren't.
0:22.4	You're right. You're right. I'm paddling in the lava.
0:26.0	The Misencén is very strong in a volcano.
0:29.3	And you've really got to address it in audio. Right. And you can hear the sound of lava in the
0:33.8	background. The lava I'm paddling in, yes. It's blopping. That's the sound of lava. It blops.
0:41.7	Oh, wait one second. Yeah, it blopped. Now you've got to put a blop in. There was a blop in. We've got to put a blop in there now.
0:50.1	I'm Joe. I'm the primo volcanologist from Bermuda, and I've got a feature all about the A1 and the kooky places along it.
1:01.0	I'm joined by my two research assistants, sis-sissor-siss-siss-siss-sys.
1:05.2	The scissor-sisters.
1:08.0	Wow. As the straight guy in this podcast, you just called us fucking sissies, my friend.
1:13.5	Is that a bad thing?
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