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Lez Hang Out | A Lesbian Podcast

617: Witch Please with Maggie Lalley

Lez Hang Out | A Lesbian Podcast

Lez Hang Out

Personal Journals, Tv & Film, Society & Culture

4.7545 Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Raise your hand if you were also a teenage witch with an unhealthy, obsessively close female friendship that completely took over your life. This week Leigh (@lshfoster) and Ellie (@elliebrigida) hang out with Maggie Lalley (@magslals), standup comic, writer, and performer of the one woman show, Sex Witch the Musical, a comedy show based on her real life journey spanning 2 years in a 2 person teen witch magic sex cult. Maggie talks about her experiences through humor so we had a lot of fun recording this episode, but we want everyone to be aware that we discuss situations of teenage sexual trauma and abuse throughout. We do a deep dive into the weeds of Sex Witch the Musical and the fascinating, and disturbing, real life story behind it. As a quick overview, sweet, innocent 13 year old Maggie was totally entranced by a 14 year old girl from Albania that she refers to as Bethany. Bethany was not only slightly older, but also a lot more worldly and sexually experienced. She built her friendship with Maggie for 6 months before dropping the biggest plot twist of Maggie’s 13 years of life. Bethany was a witch, and so was Maggie. She convinced Maggie that she could train her to develop her powers so that she’d be able to bilocate to a parallel universe and access a place called the House. The House was extremely cool because it was where nearly every A list celebrity of the time period was also hanging out, apparently just chilling and being secret witches and warlocks as one does. In addition to being able to bilocate, Bethany claimed to be able to channel the celebrities into her own body so that Maggie could speak with them. Then she took it a step further, convincing Maggie that she should begin a sexual relationship with one of the celebrity warlocks using Bethany’s body as a conduit. Maggie began dating and hooking up with who she truly believed to be Rupert Grint of #HarryPotter movie fame and fully considered the relationship to be a heterosexual one at the time. Maggie’s severely cult-like experiences with Bethany stretched from 2005 to 2007 and are captured in her old journals, which served as a vital reference for her to write the musical comedy. We talk to Maggie about why she decided to create a show based on her life and how it has helped with processing the things that happened when she was a teenager.  Follow along on Twitter: Lez Hang Out (@lezhangoutpod) and answer our Q & Gay at the end of every episode. Leigh Holmes Foster (@lshfoster) and Ellie Brigida (@elliebrigida). You can also join us on Facebook.com/lezhangoutpod and follow along on Instagram (@lezhangoutpod). Want to support Lez Hang Out while unlocking a bunch of awesome perks like access to our exclusive Discord community, monthly bonus episodes, weekly ad free episodes, exclusive merch and more? Join us on Patreon at bit.ly/lezpatreon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Let's hang out.

0:02.0

Let's hang out.

0:03.0

And let's talk about what lessons are found.

0:06.0

Let's hang out.

0:07.0

And let's listen to two heads me and shout.

0:10.0

Let's hang out.

0:11.0

Hey out.

0:14.0

Hey, everyone.

0:15.0

We just wanted to give everyone a heads up before diving into the episode.

0:20.0

We had a very upbeat and

0:22.1

humorous discussion with Maggie about her experiences, but her story is centered on conversations

0:27.4

about teenage sexual trauma and abuse. So we just wanted to let everyone know before diving

0:33.6

into the episode, Maggie talks about her experiences through humor, so we had a really fun time

0:38.9

recording the episode, but we know that it might not be for everyone, so we just wanted to give

0:43.5

everyone a little heads up before we jump in. Hey, everyone, welcome back to Les Hang Out, the podcast

0:50.4

where, girl, you belong to to me I got the recipe

0:55.2

and it's called black magic

0:57.1

I never know

0:59.1

my backup vocals

1:00.0

Oh sorry

1:00.7

It's called black magic

1:02.4

There you go thank you

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