Don't be a baggy doofus. Get yourself a brand new roofus. Securedroofing and Restoration.com. I don't know if anybody knows what I mean? Yeah, that's not. I should have put a little more. It should have been roof us, not Rufus, because that's a name. Uh-huh. It was, you know, I took a chance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all that matters. You know what? Take a chance. I like the owner from Secured Roos. Like, all that matters is that you took a chance. That doesn't matter. Yeah, I was talking to. Salon roofs matters. I was talking to the owner of secured roofing just this morning. Yeah.

And I, and he told me, he's like, I don't care what you do. Just do your best. Don't cry your best. Okay, yeah, yeah. And then he goes, you have your listening ears on? And I'm like, yes. And he's like, you're going to get a smiley face today? And I'm like, yes, I am. I like our clients,

treat us like kindergarten.

Yes.

That's why it works. like, you're going to get a smiley face today? And I'm like, yes, I am. I think our clients, uh, treat is like kindergarten?

Yes. That's why it works.

They're like, uh, we'll continue to pay you as long as you just put your head down and take a nap. It's secured roofing and restoration. I like Appie Slice.

So I had a crazy hail storm at my house, uh, Yeah. And, and I... You don't even have a roof anymore. It's gone. I was like, oh, my God. The amount of hail. Now, you know what I was worried about during that? Not to make this commercial extra long, but your skylight. I was like, is this skylight getting hammered with, because that thing is not in good condition. Oh, it's hammer crazy. So, you know, because we've been talking about, like, hey, you have severe weather, just call secure roofing, go to their website, secured roofing and restoration.com on the front page. It's a free, you fill out the form, free estimate.

You don't need to be getting up there, endangering yourself, your family, your own roof. You can do more damage just trying to get up there. So I filled out the form. I was like, I have storm damage. I mentioned Tom and Dan in the form so I can get my free gift from myself. And then they email me back

They're like, all right, they'll come to

They didn't even need me there

They'll show up at your house. They'll do the inspection. They'll survey the whole roof. See if you have any damage. And like in my case, if I have hail damage, then they'll go over like, all right, you know, here's your insurance options that covers hail damage. Here's, you know, either... Well, you're not concerned about that. You just want that free gift. Exactly. But they'll give me the option. They'll work with my insurance company. They also offer financing. They do indeed. And a 20-year workmanship warranty. Well, it's their guys that do the work, too. Yes. Yeah. It's all in-house. It's all secured. It's not like, oh, it's secured via this guy.

No. workmanship warranty. Well, it's their guys that do the work, too. It's all in-house.

It's all secured.

It's not like, oh, it's secured via this guy.

No, that's not what they do. The people that are putting on your roof, and in shingle roofs, they could do it in one day for most cases. They try to, yeah. They try to knock it out. Also, if they see any damage, they'll do emergency tarping on my roof to make sure I don't have any further water damage.

They're just a really high-quality company. So if they see any damage, they'll do emergency tarping on my roof to make sure I don't have any further water damage.

They're just a really high-quality company. And like I said, if you use them, get the free estimate. We'll send you gifts. I've been sending, like Eric has, but I've been sending Eric the emails. So you're lying to everyone. They're via me. But, so you're going to make Eric send you the gift or are you just going to tell him to leave it on the front?

I mean, he could just drive through. They're via me, but Are you going to make Eric send you the gift or are you just going to tell him to leave it

on the front seat coming? He could just drive

through. It's secured roofing

and restoration.com.

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