Hello and welcome to trashy divorces. Everybody's favorite good podcast about bad relationships. My name is Stacey, and Alicia, you've got a bonus for us here in between the Kathy Smith episodes.

I am Alicia, and thank you all for joining us today as we head down Super Groupie Road. Wow, is that a place? Supergroupy road.

I promise it really does all connect.

I'm previewing a little bit ahead to our Wednesday episode.

Stacey, you and I both know this is coming from the vault all the way back in November 2025 for our tenant up folks.

But what a week to bring it to the main feed.

It does tie in.

We're not going to do too much of an introduction for this one because, A, you've seen the title.

B, we're going to be in an intro in 10 seconds.

But truly in this story, literally, y'all, there is a bag of dicks.

Just so you know, there are some anatomy terms in this about the human body.

You have been warned.

And with that, let's go, go, go.

Hey, hey, hey, everybody. Hey, Stacey. Hello, Alicia.

Welcome to a new Spider-Web's investigation, road I'm going down, about groupies.

I mean, we first talked about this probably four years ago.

I love it so much.

Maybe five.

I have been assembling little

bits and funnily enough on a salon. I think this is maybe before you got on a few weeks,

months ago. One of my favorite groupie types came up, Cynthia Plastercaster. And I was like, man, that would make a great story.

But of course, I've got many other groupies, holy cats. There's a lot of stuff going on.

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