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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2021
⏱️ 149 minutes
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Now that we’ve got all of that garbage out of the way, let’s get to the show! And remember, if you are wanting to go on the Tom & Dan Land Cruise, you’re going to need to hit up the Dr. Phillips website like NOW! As of this morning, there was like 2 pods left so you’re going to need to get on it! Here’s the link: https://www.drphillipscenter.org - it’s a fairly straight forward site but they some times release pods as they become available.
On this week’s show:
*Sam slammed her knee on Tom's hitch ball
* Shamans
* Jacking it to yearbook photos
* Dick up in underwear
* Ross' news
* Coinstar paid off guy with greasy pennies
* Swiss Army finally issuing female underwear
* Hacks in eGames
* Monkey with a chip in his brain
* Make a Wish Adult Edition
* Ben Franklin 1000- Frankin it Up
* Butler's vacation in St. Lucia
* Butler acquiring weed on vacation
* Girthy Turds
* Hashbrowns vs homefries
* Colon-ary
* What the gush?
* Sex goblin images
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Ok. That's enough. See you Monday!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | A is for America, B is for beer. |
| 0:05.6 | ABC, fine wine and spirits bring me so much cheer. |
| 0:17.0 | That's not what the ABC. |
| 0:19.3 | No, I did. |
| 0:20.8 | America beer. They're going to be like, uh, we, uh, we, it's always be celebrating. I know what it is. We're going to stop our advertising. You are spreading false information. And we're like, I'm sorry. Yeah. Always be celebrating ABC fine wine and spirits. I went in there yesterday. It is the only place Because White Claw has rolled out so many new products, that's the only place that you can find White Claw 70. Yeah, yeah. Which is still my favorite little unicorn, Clementine, tasty little tangerine beverage. Yep. But they got the White Claw collection number three now. They got the iced teas. They got the Mike's hard |
| 0:54.6 | lemonade. They've got all the Florida beers you want because I was |
| 0:58.3 | snagging, yeah, I was snagging all kinds of craft beer. I'm back |
| 1:02.1 | baby. We're open, baby. Always be celebrating. Any fine wine and spirits. Obviously |
| 1:08.2 | cigars as well. The humidor. |
| 1:11.3 | Thehumidor.com. |
| 1:12.3 | That is their cigar partner. |
| 1:13.6 | Yep. |
| 1:13.9 | And if you order from thehumidor.com, use promo code Tom and Dan to save 20% off your order. |
| 1:19.7 | And it shows them that you're listening and you're using their code. |
| 1:24.0 | Also, we're giving away a coupon and all the gift bags for our land crews. |
| 1:29.5 | So you'll get a coupon for percentage off delivery. |
| 1:32.7 | They do... |
| 1:33.0 | Same day delivery. |
| 1:35.1 | In fact, the delivery, it's so fast. |
| 1:37.1 | If you get the address wrong, your wife will be mad because you were trying to send |
| 1:40.7 | your White Claw 70 to the studio and you accidentally send it to the house. |
| 1:44.4 | And if you go to ABC, just take a picture of what you bought or take a picture of the ABC that you're at. |
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