614 - Sex Goblin

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2021

⏱️ 133 minutes

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Summary

Hey there, gang!

Today was a sweet one. Nice and easy - nothing crazy - a little of everything - a little of nothing - let's dig in:

On this week's show:

* Butler has a big BH- breaking toilets

* Lil Nas X controversy again

* Alcohol effects as you get older

* Pinch the tip

* Seth has low testosterone

* Sex goblin

* Karate money wheel

* Buried treasure in the orchard

* P eyes

* Resurrection eggs

* Gorilla t's motorcycle

* Proper usage of microwave

* Sam and Tracy on a jet ski

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Have a fantastic weekend and we'll see you on Monday for the BDM show! Not a BDM...get on that!

Transcript

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0:00.0	You've got a floor in your home
0:02.8	You might have wood
0:04.6	You might have carpet
0:06.5	You could have tile
0:08.3	Is that a end of the song
0:13.7	Tile is an intricate style
0:16.3	Oh okay
0:17.5	Yeah
0:18.2	When I don't eat anything
0:20.0	My stomach's filled with bile Uh huh I don't eat anything, my stomach's filled with bile.
0:22.8	Uh-huh.
0:23.8	I don't know if that doesn't have anything before.
0:25.4	Yeah, this went sideways.
0:27.3	But I wanted to give the listener the opportunity to understand that when we do these ads, they're not always going to be great.
0:35.7	Yeah.
0:36.0	Just like your life, when you get out there, when you put yourself out there when you try something,
0:40.1	understand that it is the mere act of trying something and putting yourself out there.
0:44.6	That is where you're learning.
0:46.4	Okay.
0:46.9	It's not the end result.
0:48.4	It's not the memorable jingle that, you know, Justin from At Home Floor Store and his team
0:54.0	will then benefit from.
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