613. Today's Trash: Kristi Noem, Bryon Noem, and Corey Lewandowski

Trashy Divorces

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History, Comedy

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🗓️ 14 April 2026

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Welcome back to Today's Trash! This story has actually been ongoing for, well, parts of it for years, but acutely over the last month or so. Fired DHS Secretary Kristi Noem has been having some trouble on the homefront recently, as The Daily Mail keeps finding online personalities in the "Bimbofication" subculture that her husband has been paying for services. But what's a guy supposed to do when his wife has been rumored to be having an affair with the also married Corey Lewandowski for years? Want early, ad-free episodes, regular Dumpster Dives, bonus divorces, limited series, Zoom hangouts, and more? Join us at patreon.com/trashydivorces! Want a personalized message for someone in your life? Check us out on Cameo! To advertise on our podcast, please reach out to info@amplitudemediapartners.com. Stacie's Receipts Secret double life of Kristi Noem's cross-dressing husband Bryon: The pouting 'busty bimbo' photos and trove of explicit messages (Daily Mail) Astonishing audio of Kristi Noem being humiliated by husband Bryon: His desire to gender transition and chosen girl name... damaging ICE messages... and worst insult imaginable for a wife (Daily Mail) A Pilot Fired Over Kristi Noem's Missing Blanket and the Constant Chaos Inside DHS (Wall Street Journal) The White House Is Keeping Kristi Noem's $70 Million Jet (Wall Street Journal) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:15.9	Welcome to Trashy Divorces, everybody's favorite good podcast about bad relationships.
1:18.2	I'm Alicia. I'm Stacey.
1:22.6	Holy Cats. We have another exciting episode of today's trash.
1:23.4	Today's trash.
1:30.4	Well, it was actually trash from a little while ago, but I want to get it in today because it's burning a hole in my trashy heart.
1:36.4	It's been building. It's like it's strung out over actually for years, but it's been building.
1:45.7	Y'all would be kind of amazed for the conversations we have inside our house from room to room like, oh, guess what's happened now in this story so i think in today's trash for april 14th get your taxes ready everybody stacey i think you're going to tell us a story that
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