613. I Want To Make Them Cry

Oops The Podcast

Giulio Gallarotti

Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Ryan finds himself in another bachelor party pickle, Giulio is waiting for his birth certificate to come back. His dad is confidently mispronouncing words and the boys discuss a non-verbal altercation that occurred at a coffee shop.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
0:04.0	Yes or no, did you ever take banned substances to enhance your cycling performance?
0:10.0	Yes.
0:11.0	I had no prior knowledge of the planned assault by Nancy Kerrigan.
0:15.0	I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behavior I engaged in.
0:24.9	All right, hello, Golarotti, Lynch, oops the peeve.
0:28.7	Hello, Lynch, I like the sunglasses inside.
0:30.6	This look works on you nicely.
0:32.2	Thank you.
0:33.2	It takes a certain kind of guy to rock the sunglasses inside,
0:36.4	and anyone who's gonna get analytical about it going to try to deter you from doing it.
0:41.7	And you know what you should say to those people, fuck you, dude.
0:46.2	Fuck you, dad.
0:47.2	I woke up this morning thinking everything was great.
0:50.7	Do, do, do, do, do, do.
0:52.5	Can you me some do do do do do do do do do do do?
0:53.5	Do you do do do.
0:53.6	Do you do do do do do. Can you give me some do do do do do do do? Do you do do do.
0:54.7	Do you do do.
0:56.7	I left my phone outside.
0:58.1	I thought it was charged, but it was not do do do do do.
1:02.2	I thought it was at 80% but it was at seven.
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