612 - Johnny Pemberton - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2021

⏱️ 126 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

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0:00.0	Worse, buddy.
0:03.0	Rushing, that's like a no.
0:04.0	You're missing her.
0:05.0	Shit, I'm not fucking watching her.
0:06.0	No, I saw it. I saw it.
0:08.0	What can be more than that?
0:09.0	Oh, fucking A, Tom!
0:11.0	Jesus Christ!
0:12.0	Jesus fucking Christ!
0:14.0	Oh my god!
0:19.0	Hey, and we're back!
0:22.0	It's another episode of your mom's house.
0:24.0	I'm Tom Segura.
0:25.0	With me, as always, is my lovely co-host, Christine.
0:31.0	And zooming in from Austin, Texas,
0:36.0	with a fractured fibula, plates and screws in her ankle,
0:40.0	and a boot on her foot.
0:42.0	It's Christina P.
0:43.0	Hi, Christina.
0:44.0	Hi, Jeans.
0:45.0	I'm glad to see you.
0:46.0	I miss you.
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