611: Krangle's Secret Foot Thing

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Yuletide, I'll tide, we'll all tide, for yuletide. That's the Regular Features promise to you, on this, the most Jesus day of the Formula 1 race calendar. On this day in 1952, our lord and saviour got born out of a forgotten easter egg in Bethlehem. And lo did he look upon his flock and say "humpdaaaaay". And when they did say to Jesus, "lord, humpday was yesterday", Christ did say unto them, "humpdaaaaaay" and "ready for the weekeeeeeend". In this one: Steve's kringling, Joe's spilling secrets, and Matt kinkshames the messiah.

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular features.
0:01.9	A regular regular, regular features.
0:03.9	A regular regular features.
0:07.6	Welcome one and all to the regular features podcast.
0:10.6	The podcast that is exactly the same every single week.
0:14.1	My name is Matt, and I'm joined by Joe.
0:16.6	Hi.
0:16.9	And Steve.
0:18.2	Good king when Ciseless looked out on the feast of Steve.
0:22.6	Oh, wow.
0:23.9	And he said this food is lit.
0:26.2	Thank you for preparing it.
0:28.6	It was cooked in an air friar that I bought for cheap.
0:32.8	Links in the description.
0:35.0	When you buy through Wenceslis, we are paid a small sum.
0:41.1	Steve, did you get like a real little jitter of delight when you heard about the
0:46.3	Feast of Stephen?
0:47.5	Whenever you had to sing that.
0:48.7	I know all about the Feast of Stephen.
0:50.9	It's called St. Stephen's Day in Ireland.
0:53.0	What day of the year is it?
0:54.7	What you would call Boxing Day? I know what they'd serve at the Feast of Stephen if they had made it today.
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