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Podgepreneurs and think-fluencers in the digital audio space to show with the Sigma Hustle

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Austin, Texas, South by Southwest, what's going on?

Let's fucking go!

So I want to think of South by Southwest and Patreon for having us here today.

Alright, here we go.

So it's my first time in Austin.

First time in Austin.

And I got to say, you came in late last night and we were at the airport and as soon as

I noticed at the baggage claim, there was a number of novelty-sized electric guitars.

I thought to myself, this city is pretty weird.

This city is a little too fucking weird for my taste.

Yeah, I was like, you know what, I hope there's some sort of program that people are initiating

to reduce the weirdness.

Because I'm uncomfortable just in the airport.

I am doing Sherman's March to Normalsy here.

By the time I'm gone, no stone will be left unwirded.

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