61: We Vandalized Our Date's Car

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 34.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Happy New Year! Bartender, fix me a stiff Zane + Heath: UNFILTERED, would ya?! Oh, you don’t know how to make it? Well that’s easy, it’s just one part alcohol and then one part questionable choices! Not getting it? Here, like this. One shot of tequila, and one shot of Zane getting scammed by his wellness doctor. Two shots of vodka, and two shots of Kenny keying a guy’s car. Oh and luckily, once the hangover wears off from THIS cocktail you realize just how questionable all your choices really were and you’re able to grow from them… or at least that’s what we keep telling ourselves. Sometimes the past is fun though! We chat about the golden age of trashy MTV shows and what we think might end up in a modern day time capsule. If the past isn’t your thing, how about a trip to fantasy land where we discuss our preferred superpowers and where we all have the authority to weigh in on modern medicine? Okay, on second thought maybe we should stay in our lane and stick to just drinking and raising speculation about Ariana Grande’s new engagement. Ooh, another questionable choice! You know what that means!

Another round over here, bartender! And keep em coming because it has been far too long since I’ve gotten my UNFILTERED fix!

Transcript

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0:00.0	I didn't know if I was put here for no I didn't put it there
0:01.8	Marai probably put that there oh yeah it was on the floor product placement
0:05.7	She was just you know just thoughts and around thoughts on around
0:08.6	Zoot do you just spitball in there does your might get loose every fucking time nope that's just you baby my shit's tight as a fucking tiger
0:15.3	It's like a twigigua like a tight like a tight yeah all righty. Let get this. Let's get this fucking show on the road.
0:20.8	Let's get this over with.
0:22.2	Actually, no, we're actually going to get the show on the road because guys, we are going on tour.
0:26.2	Oh, my God.
0:28.2	Remember when we were talking about that?
0:29.6	Like, it was about to happen.
0:30.7	Yeah.
0:31.5	I mean, it was about to happen.
0:32.5	We had meetings about like going on tour.
0:34.3	Yeah. like going on tour and but I know it would have not been it would not been good we also have a
0:38.0	pandemic right now it's not even possible no no I'm saying like if we did go on tour I would I would
0:42.6	I would have a meltdown on like a live on stage we're just not funny and we wouldn't and we wouldn't
0:47.4	be able to cut it you're so much better now which means like when we do it later on you'll be
0:52.0	a lot better like actually thanks Bub on stage. Thanks, Bubba.
0:55.3	Thank you for that.
0:57.7	But I just don't think I could ever do something like that live.
0:58.3	Well, we have to.
0:59.4	Tell us a joke.
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