We are the one, two, three, SORLUSERS!

What up everybody, I'm Lunchbox, I know the most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts.

My sports opinions, because I am pretty much a sports genius.

What's up, I'm Eddie, I know the least about sports, but I am your average sports fan sports watcher.

I just don't know the who's who's in the what's what's what's up you guys. I'm Ray. I'm a 33 year old male.

I went to the Texas State University. If you go to a bar and there's a guy shot getting a beer, that's me.

Yeah, usually at a bar you never see a shot. You only see that at a house party or a front party.

Just so you know, never seen anyone shot going to beer to bar. Yeah, because that's a grateful.

So that wouldn't be you. No, it would be him because he'd be the only one. That means he snuck the beer in in his pocket.

Because when they hand you the beer, the beer is open. So there's no shot going to a beer at the bar.

You're right. It's actually impossible to shot because they open it immediately when you order the beer at a bar.

Correct. So you're that you've never seen right a bar because he that does doesn't happen.

Although there was a bar when we first moved to Nashville that we used to go to and they used to let lunchbox run the bar like behind.

He would just sneak his bottles and like beer bottles unopen and we just put him in our pockets.

I've never seen anything like it before. We went in there with him. Maybe there was a cover and we didn't have to pay that.

So we get hustled to the bar with lunchbox. He gets us to that bar and there's some bartender that I've never seen before.

I have no idea who she is. Lunch is best friends with her besties. And not only does he get himself a free drink.

He gets us free drinks and it's not even a normal cup. We're drinking out of these styrofoam slurpy cups.

Well coach, he's in the back making the drinks. He's not as much liquor as he wants in them.

And then I wasn't drinking liquor the time. So he gives me like three beers. Miller lights under the table here.

Did unopened. Put him in your pocket. That's how I run. Getting behind the bar and bartending was really, really fun.

I was like, man, I wish I would have done this when I was in my early 20s because as I got older, I realized it would be miserable

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