Hello and welcome back to the cancelled podcast. I always sound like a man but like the

rasp level of my voice right now is actually scared. You know I used to like

literally try to hurt myself I used to like literally try to

hurt myself I used to try to scratch my throat with things so that I really am

dead serious so that I would have a raspy voice because I love them so much.

That is the most Brooke coded sentiment I've ever heard. Because Brooke Davis on one tree hill has a raspy voice and I wanted to be

her so bad I also used to stick a pen in my cheek to try to get a dimple.

There's absolutely no way in help.

And there's evidence to support it working.

I just personally didn't work for me.

There's evidence.

No, don't take my word for that.

Do not stick a pen in your cheek. But I also, I was just an idiot. You know, I used to lay, this is a true story. I used to lay on my bed under my light bulb just naked thinking I was going to get a tan. Stop.

Do you remember back in the day on the cancelled podcast when you said that you used a magic eraser

to take off your spray tans?

And then Lauren Gray did it and got chemical burns.

Yeah, that's why we never ever ever refer to the cancelled podcast for any sort of

actual advice at all.

Seriously, it's actually terrifying. It really is.

Let it be known. I'm like disclaimer right now. Nothing we say is to be taken seriously.

At all. Oh my God.

Hi.

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