Guys, let's start with this. We had an email from someone who's researching COVID-19 in Houston, Texas, her name's Bonnie.

And she, her boss is the dean at the University of Texas School of Public Health, and she wrote us, sent us a little cold open that she wrote that we are going to read right now.

So huge shout out to Bonnie, thanks for doing what you're doing.

Thank you Bonnie. You took the time to write us a little script amongst your very important work.

So let's do this. Michael will be Sean, Pam will be Edwin in this script.

Here we go. It's called Michael Scott in the coronavirus.

Michael Scott walks into the office.

Everyone can I have your attention. I haven't announced that to me.

As you all know, the coronavirus that Toby brought here is going to force us to work from home.

But I have the solution.

I have sprayed myself with Lysaw, which will protect me and you against the virus.

We can just keep on, keep it on, so I have plenty for everyone.

Michael, who told you that?

Well, Dwight then.

Michael, you know Lysol is not intended to spray on the human body

it is for solid services and should be kept away from children.

Why do you think that, Pam?

Michael, hand me one of the cans.

Look, right here on the can it shows you that it's for the kitchen, bathroom, and home services.

Michael takes the can from Pam and starts walking to his office shaking his head as he murmurs.

Why, you idiot?

I have to make some calls.

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