#61 - Oh My God, There's an Oh My God Variant

Lewis Black's Rantcast

Lewis Black

Stand-up, Leisure, Comedy

4.7 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2021

⏱️ 44 minutes

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After a hiatus to get ready for appearing in public again, Lewis is back with a new episode of the Rantcast. And while he spent his time away preparing his new act, the rubber chicken started working on getting his degree in psychology. That advanced education will come in handy as not a day goes by that doesn't traumatize the American psyche. From new COVID variants to the undermining of basic civil liberties to the trudging slog that is the Federal legislative process, the relentless flood of disturbing news assaults unabated. Hopefully we can hang on until the rubber chicken graduates. In the meantime, your host is back performing live shows, finishing this crisis of a year in the land that calls the climate crisis home, Florida. Appropriately, the live rants come from Sarasota, where Lewis performed on February 8, 2020. Submit rants to Lewis https://www.lewisblack.com/live Check out Lewis’ Grammy-nominated special, Thanks For Risking Your Life https://tlbrecords.lnk.to/LewisWE Subscribe to Lewis Black’s Rantcast Apple – https://bit.ly/rantcast Spotify – https://spoti.fi/3oNaPFh Google – https://bit.ly/37Zb35u Amazon – https://amzn.to/37bg8Za Follow Lewis Website – http://www.lewisblack.com Instagram – http://www.instagram.com/thelewisblack Twitter – https://twitter.com/thelewisblack Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/thelewisblack Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/OfficialLewisBlack New episodes arrive every Wednesday via The Laugh Button For advertising opportunities email: advertise@thelaughbutton.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	And the rubber chicken says, and the rubber chicken says,
0:21.6	Wow!
0:24.6	If a person makes something up and then that person actually believes what they made up,
0:32.6	then that person is out of their minds.
0:36.6	Yes, sir. You should be a psychiatrist, rubber chicken. then that person is out of their minds.
0:38.4	Yes, sir.
0:41.3	You should be a psychiatrist, Brother Chicken.
0:44.4	Oh, you're getting a degree in that, too.
0:45.6	You've had some time.
0:46.8	Oh, that's nice.
0:49.9	Well, we can't talk about that now, but maybe you can,
0:51.5	I can work on that later.
0:56.0	I'll lay down on the couch and you can talk about my problems because I got a ton of them.
0:56.4	All right, rubber chicken, I can't go on.
0:58.6	It's been a long time and I'd love to talk to you.
1:01.4	But we've got to get on with a rant cast number 60 entitled, Oh, my God.
1:10.4	There's an oh my God variant. Son of a bitch. I can't believe this.
1:16.0	I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Nuh. Huh. I'm coming back from a vacation. We all are.
1:25.3	Winding down from whatever our Thanksgiving was. and bam, oh, now there's a new
1:31.6	variant. Well, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. How, that's all you can say. I mean, there are probably
1:39.3	other ways you could say it, but that's the way I say it. It is beyond. And then, well, do you have any information?
1:46.3	No, there's no information. We don't know what's going to go. It's got hell on wheels. Everything's
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