Hello again Pod People, Matt here. Don't panic. We haven't messed up this recording, but, well, yes, we did. We forgot to record the very start of this. All you need to know, though, is that we're playing a science fiction RPG based in the NEC and that I've got a character whose main skills are hacking and kissing.

Pip, however, has a speciality of grappling hooks and robots.

And a lacrosse stick.

Nice.

Not a robo.

What we do not have, though, is a dice.

Who feels like they could be our 20-sided dice for the evening?

There's one man but his hands up immediately.

More dice than man.

Can you please come up to the stage and sit down next to that microphone over there?

You have made a terrible mistake, sir.

Round of applause for our dice.

Thank you. you have made a terrible mistake sir round of applause for our dice joining us now in the lonely chair it's fine it's fine

what is your name there

you need us talking to the microphone John

yeah I don't normally do that hello

there we go, John.

Great.

Hey John.

John, you're a 20-sided dice.

When I say, Dice, you're going to give us a random number from 1 to 20.

Yeah.

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