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Comedy, Geoffrey The Dumbass, Headgum Podcast, Movies, Tv, Jake And Amir, Tv & Film, Friends, Leisure, Headgum, Pop Culture, Geoffrey James, Games, Jake Hurwitz, Culture, Amir Blumenfeld

5 • 919 Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2021

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Danny, Johnny, and Marika join Geoff to discuss stand-up comedy, meeting fans, and seersucker-clad celebrities!

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:07.0	Previously on the headgum podcast.
0:10.0	What to read right now?
0:12.0	I kind of want to. What to read right now?
0:16.0	I kind of want it to be dad. That one's news.
0:17.0	All right, how to read right now.
0:20.0	Weird for your dad to email you.
0:23.0	Yes, my dad emailed me.
0:25.0	Big thing.
0:26.0	What did that email say?
0:27.0	That one said,
0:28.0	yeah.
0:29.0	Subject find how to read right now.
0:32.0	That one said, you probably can't even decipher what I'm telling you right now,
0:35.4	so I'm going to tell you how I really feel.
0:37.6	You're a disappointment to me and my family.
0:40.3	I'm an immigrant, and I wanted you to have a better life than I have not only did you have the
0:44.2	opportunities to do so but you squandered them don't come home for Thanksgiving.
0:48.3	That's and the subject line again was how to read right now.
0:51.2	Got it. All right big bank theories Kaye Quoco hasn't had a normal
0:56.0	quarantine. News. Correct. All right forward big bang theories Kaye
1:02.1	Quoco hasn't had a normal point.
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