61: How Not To Masturbate (and Other Hollow Victories)

The Mortified Podcast

Mortified Media and Radiotopia

Personal Journals, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 22 May 2016

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Tales of teens answering the perennial question: Should I get it on… with myself? The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast.

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0:00.0	Radio Tapio.
0:04.0	From PRX.
0:10.0	Dear Diary.
0:11.0	6th grade.
0:12.0	February 14th.
0:13.0	1991.
0:14.0	I am really depressed.
0:15.0	How could she break up with me?
0:17.0	Mom, you can't read this.
0:25.0	I have always been against masturbation.
0:30.0	I would never touch myself with my hands.
0:35.0	Last night, I created a feeling.
0:38.0	I moved around a lot, not using my hands.
0:47.0	I moved my legs in a way that created a very pleasurable feeling.
0:52.0	And I'm afraid it's going to get out of hand.
1:00.0	From PRX and Radio Tapio, this is the Mordified Podcast.
1:03.0	I'm Neil.
1:04.0	And as you might have guessed, from hearing Melissa Beary read her diary a second ago,
1:08.0	today on the podcast, a touching episode.
1:11.0	Ah!
1:12.0	About touching yourself.
1:14.0	Ugh.
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