4.2 • 34.9K Ratings
🗓️ 16 October 2018
⏱️ 59 minutes
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There’s no way around it, you guys: There is definitely a PORTAL TO HELL under the basement stairs in a crappy rental house in Gary, Indiana. It’s definitely definitely real, and I know this because that bro The Travel Channel--the one with the ghost hunter show or whatever-- said so. And so did the 12-foot goat-man who haunts his dreams. And he has NOTHING TO GAIN BY MAKING THIS WHOLE THING UP!
Once again, we haaaaaaaaaaated this movie, so you know the episode is going to be hilarious. Zak Bagans buys the ‘haunted’ house, a little boy gets possessed and walks up a wall, and a cameraman turns evil. That’s about it. Oh and Patrick tries out the word “Bro” (it doesn’t go great) and Gillian laughs so hard she nearly chokes.
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0:36.0 | I'm looking over my shoulder for demons at all. I am not. Who the hell recommended this |
0:41.8 | piece of shit talking about? Before we get to the movie, we have to tell the people. You |
0:55.1 | know what I'm saying. I'm going to tell you guys, tickets for our Pride show and NYC are |
0:59.1 | on sale now to everybody. Yes, June 29th. I'm currently workshopping my hot |
1:03.1 | pink lip. You sure are. You're rocking it. The queens are going to love it. |
1:07.1 | This is like Rainbow Englander. Is that my video? Yeah. Exactly. Perfect. You guys, I want |
1:11.1 | to tell you, I'm excited for all of our live shows. I'm particularly excited for this one. |
1:16.1 | If you don't know, this show, our live show is happening on the actual 50th anniversary |
1:22.1 | of the Stonewall riots. That's big. We're going to be sitting in a theater talking about this |
1:26.1 | documentary, Stonewall uprising, like maybe 40 blocks from like where those bitches kicked |
1:31.1 | in the doors to the bar. Like, hell, they're cocktails tight. I mean, they're not going to waste |
1:36.1 | their cocktails. They're not monsters. Priorities. Exactly. They know what's up. But they told |
1:40.1 | the cops hell no. Hell fucking no. So you guys, I want you to come out and celebrate with |
1:44.1 | Gilliam and I. Absolutely. It's going to be super gay and fun. And it's, I don't know, |
1:48.1 | whatever. I'm so, so, so excited. I can't even tell you. Yeah. And you know, look, we're |
1:52.1 | going to laugh a lot. Might be like a little. I'm not kidding. Like the fact that 600 |
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