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Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

61: Confessions of a Stay-at-Work Mom with Liz Astrof

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5951 Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2019

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Sitcom writer/producer and author, Liz Astrof, chats about noses, making family tragedy funny and giving in to your kids. Her book 'Don't Wait Up: Confessions of a Stay-at-Work Mom' is available now, wherever books are sold.

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0:16.7

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0:19.0

Hey everybody, welcome to Don't Make Me Come Back There. We are a funny

0:24.7

podcast about family and my name is Dustin Nixon. I'm a stand-up comedian and

0:28.9

the host of the aforementioned podcast and alongside me. Yeah, barely standing, sounding even more sultry than usual.

0:37.0

Hey, on the midnight hour.

0:40.0

Yeah.

0:41.0

Sitting up with walking pneumonia. Yeah, yeah.

0:45.1

Sitting up with walking pneumonia. Yeah, yeah, is a one Stephen English.

0:48.0

I did not get out of bed yesterday.

0:49.2

No, not one.

0:50.2

I got out of bed to go to, I went to work for 15 minutes and then I went to urgent care

0:55.4

25 minute commute right it's 15 minutes to get the yeah I went to urgent care I came home I got in a bed and I didn't I got out of bed twice to use the toilet

1:05.9

That's it didn't eat didn't eat one and you're just saying you're keeping a nice and vague so you can do minimal editing on this episode because you are dying I used the toilet

1:17.2

I used it. I really used it

1:19.9

You got your money to use it. Yeah, yeah

1:22.4

Who had to have extra foundation, secured.

1:25.0

I cracked the porcelain.

1:26.0

Crack the windows for some reason.

1:30.0

The windows crack.

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