If you're like me and you park your car in your garage, you love having a super quiet and efficient Wi-Fi-controlled garage door.

If you're like Tom and you like to use it as your ginormous king door that opens to the massive entrance to your home where you walk through your junk collection before you get inside.

Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah.

See what I did there? Yeah, yeah. I see. I used the ad to attack you. Give them a call, 407-710 BDMS. They're in Ocala in Gainesville now. When you get quiet like this, I realize that the punishment will come in a far more sadistic crazy way than you're just yelling at me back on the app.

Every time I leave my house and I'm like, did I leave the garage door open?

And then I'm sure most people, they have to turn around and go back and check.

If you have the silent package through precision door, what me, you have, Seth Petrizelli, our buddy Tony Moonjet, and your father-in-law has. And it goes through your app. And then you can see if your garage doors open or not. You can open it through your app. Most of the time I use that in bed. You know, you know, when you take, you come back up, and you're like, oh, did I close the door?

Stuff like that.

Peace of mind is always great if you have, like, a delivery being made. Like, I happen to know my UPS guy. He knows me from this area. Oh, you can just open it out. If he swings by here and he's like, hey, I got, you know, your wife ordered something. And, yeah, there's porch pirates everywhere, man.

I can open the garage.

He puts it in.

Then he can either close or I can close it.

I mean, everywhere, man. I can open the garage. He puts it in, then he can either close or I can close it. I mean, whatever you need. It's so much more convenient, and here's the part that I love the most. You get a precision garage door human. You get a human being in a van that says precision. They come to your house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have the same lady that comes and works on my garage door. She troubleshoots it. Very, very nice. And it gives you that lovely peace of mind of using one of their employees. Yeah. Speaking of employees, they are hiring techs all the time. So give them a call. It's precision door of Central Florida. Again, the number is 407-7-10 BDMS. Before COVID, going on a cruise was the only way to get the atmosphere of Walmart and the carefree vibe of your local vape shop.

But driving to the coast could be difficult and who's going to watch your boa constrictor?

It bites you right up in the crack of your ass and you won't even know it.

Now there's the Tom and Dan Land Cruise, where we clean up the seed by keeping the trash

on land. April 17th, 2021, gates open at 6 p.m. for the first and hopefully last. Tom and

Dan Land Cruise, with appearances by Tom and Dan, with professional cruise director Mark Walker for Tom and Dan Land Cruise, with appearances by Tom and Dan,

with professional cruise director Mark Walker for Tom and Dan Bingo,

Caribbean steel drum music from Ravon Steely Rodin,

illusionist Michael Barron, world champion juggler Charles Pechock,

and a set from Orlando's reggae rock group Cashed Out.

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