#609 It's starting to sound like the movie 2012, doesn't it?
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2024
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Strap in folks, it’s a Total Eclipse of the Thought as we dive into our favorite astronomical conspiracy theories surrounding today’s so-called “Solar Eclipse”:
Why is NASA doing cool stuff and why does it sound like they’re writing a nasty doom metal album?
Please ask God to stop screaming numbers into my ear I’m right here
The real conspiracy is that there’s no conspiracy but they are going to steal your stuff when you look at the eclipse.
Did you know that the Eclipse’s path of totality is crossing the Bible Belt and passing through 43 towns named Bethlehem?
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| 0:00.0 | The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array. |
| 0:07.0 | Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today. |
| 0:11.0 | So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up. |
| 0:18.0 | It's not beautiful when you go across that corner. Stay tuned, guys. We'll |
| 0:22.3 | show you exactly what it looks like when you're a little, just with a distance. |
| 0:30.5 | All there in our most stuff. Take me. |
| 0:36.4 | I'm Alexander Edward. And I'm Tony Boswell we are minion death cult the world is ending |
| 0:42.5 | the path of totality is responsible we're documenting it what's up everybody path of totality |
| 0:49.8 | sounds like a like a death core album yeah I listen I would listen to that album it would be like a double |
| 0:54.8 | album too like because it's gonna it's it's and it's gonna have like a full story arc it would be a |
| 1:00.8 | double album but it would still only be 22 minutes yeah yeah i like that oh what's up everybody |
| 1:09.7 | uh you know what you know what we're talking about today uh we're talking about that thing that's like that. Oh, what's up, everybody? |
| 1:13.2 | You know what we're talking about today. |
| 1:17.6 | We're talking about that thing that's going on above your heads right now. |
| 1:21.5 | And then you'll plug it in right here, Tony. |
| 1:25.1 | I'm going to pause before I say eclipse. |
| 1:29.9 | Of course, what you're going to experience today is that it's a solar eclipse. |
| 1:33.6 | And then later when you're editing, you look up whether it's solar. |
| 1:34.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:39.3 | I think this is like a lunar eclipse. |
| 1:40.7 | You'll find out. |
| 1:43.7 | We'll make it sound like we knew what we're talking about the whole time. |
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