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The Scathing Atheist

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Jerry Falls Well into our show again, Harvard scientists give us the REAL story about underground lizard alien angels, and CS Lewis explains that he could have sex with a woman any time he wants. And enjoy it.
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Headlines:
Liberty University and Jerry Falwell Jr. kiss and make up: https://religionnews.com/2024/10/04/jerry-falwell-is-back-and-its-bad-for-everyone/
Pregnancy centers sue California AG to stop enforcement of business fraud statutes against them: https://religionclause.blogspot.com/2024/10/pregnancy-centers-sue-california-ag-to.html
Melania Trump announces pro-choice stance in her new book:
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/10/04/us/politics/melania-trump-book-abortion-2020-election.html
Al Pacino confirms "there's nothing there" after we die— "You're gone": https://www.avclub.com/al-pacino-near-death-experience
Alien ‘Cryptoterrestrials’ Could Be Secretly Hiding Deep Underground, Harvard Scientists Claim: https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a62353038/are-aliens-hiding-underground/
https://futurism.com/harvard-scientists-unknown-civilization-cryptoterrestrials

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast contains references to the body parts we're supposed to pretend don't exist in polite company.
0:07.0	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Stamps.com, Mint Mobile, and by my effort to change the name to Hurrah Ables and see if that makes
0:17.1	him stop killing motherfuckers. And now the scathing atheist.
0:21.8	Autumn greetings everyone.
0:24.0	It's time for bonfires, apple picking, pumpkin, spice, and spooky stories.
0:30.0	And that means it's also time to please get your annual COVID and flu shots
0:36.0	so you can be with us to celebrate many more seasons to come.
0:40.0	Now, once again, help me start the music. We did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men. And then. It's Thursday. October 10th.
1:04.0	And it's national depred. It's Thursday. October 10th.
1:13.5	And it's National Depression Screening Day.
1:16.8	And, uh, yep, still got it, I think.
1:18.8	Damn, thanks for checking.
1:19.9	I'm no illusions.
1:21.2	Ah, Mille Bosnick.
1:22.3	Oh, me he's been right. And for Mohammed Ali's new... No illusions. Ah, I'm Mela Bosnick. I'm Keith and Wright.
1:23.0	And for Mohammed Ali's, New Jersey, Ann Arbor, Michigan, and Waycross, Georgia, this is the scathing
1:28.7	atheist.
1:29.7	On this week's episode, Jerry falls well into our show again.
1:33.8	Harvard scientists give us the real story about underground lizard alien angels.
1:39.6	And CS Lewis explains that he could have sex with a woman anytime you want it and enjoy it.
1:44.5	But first, the Dietride. I'm about goddamn tired to hear and what a miracle it all was.
2:04.0	As many of you know, my town got walloped pretty hard by Hurricane Helene.
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