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Okay, we're going to move on to Siaman.

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Siamo is a samurai.

He has one of the more tragic backstories,

although from an adult perspective,

the poisoning is very stupid,

but as a kid I really bought into it.

The joke I made on stage is like everyone

went to the big water drinking party and he was late.

Say me some water guys.

Yeah, so everyone, everyone dies in his castle.

He is, I like how he's secretly horny, but he's also afraid of

machines, which makes him like a very strange man in general. And yeah, he is a dead wife

guy. There's a lot of wife guys in this story,

actually.

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