Hello, I love you won't you tell me your name?

Or don't tell me your name, I'll still love you.

Ew.

Um, hey everybody, it's Harlan Williams, lots of love happening here at the Harlan Highway Podcast.

Thank you for being here.

Love to have you here.

We have a great show today.

We're going to be doing, have you heard of this ALS Ice Bucket Challenge?

Well apparently my boss Mr Featherstone has something lined up where I think I'm doing the ALS Ice Bucket

Challenge today or something.

So this will be great, a big charity thing today on the show.

I'm all for that type of stuff.

Also, we're gonna be talking about grooming, especially for men, but we will touch

on women just a little bit in a sacred kind of way, but we're mostly going to be talking about men and our grooming habits.

Are you a good groomer, gentlemen?

Because I'm going to be telling you about areas to groom that you might not have groomed before and I'm also going to

tell you about a fancy little device that will help you groom. So there you go.

Also we're going to be taking a phone call from a pavement pounder regarding titty wrinkles.

Oh boy, yes, those nasty, nasty titty wrinkles.

So there you go, we got a lot planned today. It's going to be fun. Put your face brace on ladies and

gentlemen this is the Harlan Highway

You're listening to Harlan Williams.

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