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Hey, we're the bearests.

We're passionate about beer.

I want to help you find the tastiest ones.

Each week, we try a bunch, tell you what we think, and crack a few jokes along the way.

Because drinking beer is fun fun and a beer podcast

should be too. My wife and I like to take trips where we purchase mink and sable coats.

We have to split our time though between the places she wants to go and the places I want to go.

What are you talking about?

We call it a bifurcation.

Buy fercation. Hey, did you? places I want to go. What are you talking about? We call it a bifurcation. Byfurcation.

Hey, did you, Mark, hear him before we started recording, say, guys, I have a way to start the show.

He was real confident sounding, and that's what he had. That was his A material. That was it,

and he read it off a phone. Yeah. I wrote this down the other day on my threads, and that's what he had. That was his A material. That was it. He read it off a phone.

Yeah.

I wrote this down the other day on my threads, and I was like, yeah, that's a good joke. So you...

But I wasn't getting enough of an audience, so I thought I would capitalize on this podcast

for it.

You're reading the worst fucking pun ever that you've previously put out into the world.

Yeah, I feel like people weren't appreciating it because, you know, it's good.

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