# 604 - Gary Gulman and I Get Deep

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Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.6 • 10.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2023

⏱️ 118 minutes

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TW:Suicide If you’re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, call or text the number 988. https://988lifeline.org Subscribe to Shane Torres’ YouTube page to watch his new special “The Blue Eyed Mexican” now: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYqBZNLk2Vf-ErSOb_sqMew?sub_confirmation=1 I sit down with comedian, Gary Gulman. We talk about being young comics, depression, organized crime, ECT, his new special, and much more! Stream his new special “Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base” on MAX now! Get Gary’s Book “Misfit: Growing Up Awkward in the '80s” here :https://amzn.to/3GWFQlq Follow Gary https://www.youtube.com/@garygulman5580 https://www.instagram.com/garygulman/?hl=en This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. Go to http://www.HelloFresh.com/bertcastfree and use code “bertcastfree” for free breakfast for life. This episode is also brought to you by CrowdHealth. Get started today for just $99 per month for the first three months if you use code “BERT” at http://www.joincrowdhealth.com. This episode is also brought to you by AG1. get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at http://www.drinkAG1.com/BERT This episode is also brought to you by Better Help. Get 10% off your first month with the discount code “BERT”. Get started today at http://www.betterhelp.com/bert This episode is also brought to you by Hostage Tape. Claim the best sleep of your life now at http://www.hostagetape.com/bert Subscribe to the new Something's Burning podcast page Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-burning/id1702241962 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/37IbtDi4z3z6HRtnbAi25Z?si=72718abc47344336 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Guided Meditation Podcast. Let's begin by lying down completely still.
0:08.0	Time to relax.
0:10.0	Sergei why you on the floor?
0:12.0	Oh my God are you okay?
0:14.0	No, I can't hold your time.
0:15.0	Don't worry, bro, I know the kiss of life!
0:17.0	No!
0:18.0	A second chance?
0:21.0	A rebirth?
0:22.0	Tula? Oh yeah, I did eat a tuna sandwich. A second chance, a rebirth? A rebirth.
0:22.6	Oh yeah, I did eat a tuna sandwich.
0:24.6	Oh!
0:25.6	Don't wombat that, Mir cut it, with compare the market.
0:29.2	Simples!
0:30.2	Birdie Boy Productions is super excited because the blue-eyed Mexican Shane Torres
0:36.1	his first stand-up special is on YouTube right now. Check it out. It's on Shane Torres's channel and Burke Crissure's channel, the blue-eyed Mexican. I hope you like it. We're so proud of it. There's a link in the description below. Check it out on YouTube now.
0:51.5	I remember seeing a poster when I was in 8th grade that Jim Morrison had been arrested
0:57.2	for simulating the innovation.
0:59.8	And I was like, they send you to jail for just simulating this thing that I do for 18 months I
1:06.3	refrained an eighth and ninth grade because my grandfather had died and I was convinced he was going to see it.
1:14.0	By the way we weren't even close.
1:16.1	I don't even think he knew my name.
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