Oh, hi everybody, it's me Harland Williams.

Welcome to the podcast with the most attitude in the world.

No, we don't have any attitude here. Our attitude is have fun, have a laugh. Put a smile on your face.

Here at the Harlan Highway, uh, thanks for being here gang. We have a good, good Thanks for you

being here gang. We have a good good wacky show for you today. We have a specialist here who

as the world keeps churning and you know violence and civil unrest

seem to be popping up everywhere we have a psychologist here who wrote a book

who's going to be talking about how we can calm ourselves and mellow out during these turbulent

times.

So he'll be speaking to us during the show here today. We're going to be talking about how many of you have

broken something on the first day you bought it. Happen to me, man am I pissed off

about it, an expensive item that just went on the very first time I tried to use it

I'm sure you have some stories you can tell to also we're taking some calls from the pavement

pounders and then I've heard a rumor that Dr. Ascot might be here which I'm never

happy about but I'm happy you're here so let's have some fun here we go this is the

Harland highway

You're listening to Harlan Williams.

Harlan, funny stuff,

funny stuff. Keep it coming.

How long have you had this job?

Long enough.

He's fine as long as he gets his medication.

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