Hey, this is L.A. Beast and you're listening to the Mad Scientist Party Hour.

Oh, hello there friends!

Welcome back to another episode of Mad Scientist Party Hour.

My name's Kevin Kraft.

Join once again by a man who thinks wearing pants and underwear is for pussies

and is currently knocking his boner around like a weevil wobble.

That's Jeff Barg.

Not for pussies, but definitely for the woes.

And transmitting to us from a traitor Joe's stock room,

the bearded chocolate-covered bugger-eating maniac known as Shuddyboy.

Ah, you almost threw me for a loop there with that late breath.

I almost forgot it. I almost did the creeper, no creep.

Hello, only.

Well, um, I feel like people have been

slowly trying to trickle in punishment ideas for Jeff

for losing his Oscar's bet.

I like that we're getting into it right out of the gate.

I'm going to even romance the situation with that.

We're going to just jump head first and do it.

Excuse me, this is a situation.

And jump, excuse me, dick head first into this?

I mean, I have an idea because I think I still have one somewhere.

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