Hey, what's up, it's the Real Astu, Puerto Rican Rattlesnake, Louis J. Gomez.

You're listening to the Mad Scientist Party Hour.

Oh, hello there, friends!

And welcome back to another episode of Mad Scientist Party Hour.

My name's Kevin Kraft, joined by a man who has used sorcery to make his pants and underwear

disappear, and is currently using a penis pump to try and make his boner bigger.

That's Chef Clark.

What's up?

Who's actually exists?

They do, I've seen them.

Oh, they work.

No, and transmitting to us from the New York City sewer system,

the bearded booger-eating teenage mutant Ninja Turtle known as Shuddy Boy.

Brat, brat indeed.

Whoo, we got a packed show, a lot to cover, a lot to discuss.

Um, real quick though, I wanted to bring something to your guys' attention that I've had in my notes

for a few weeks now, and it's something that I'm sure as older gentlemen,

we're way behind the curve on, but we do often talk about our

wilder, crazier, partying college days.

Have you guys heard about Borgs?

Nope.

Shuddy?

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