#602 Given the chance I would take both his hands and put the middle fingers in his butt
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2024
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
TODAY: We cover Biden’s excruciating State of the Union speech—including his shout-out to a victim “killed by an illegal.”
We go through the myriad conservative reactions to the geriatric stateman’s address:
“He’s scary!”
“He’s trying to cure cancer because his dad was a pathetic car salesman”
“He threatened supreme court justices!” (If only)
ALSO: the right sees Democrats move to their position on immigration so they get even more racist as a response, represented here by a news story and comment section about a migrant exonerated from assaulting a police officer.
We also learn about “Turbo Cancer” and how crime statistics are fake (not racist enough)
TiaCorine- Chaka Khan
Slow Pulp- Slugs
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| 0:00.0 | The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array. |
| 0:09.5 | Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoania today. |
| 0:13.6 | So stay tuned. |
| 0:14.5 | We're going to take a few pictures of the desert in how their policies are actually messing it up. |
| 0:20.3 | It's not beautiful when you go across that border. |
| 0:22.6 | Stay tuned, guys. We'll show exactly what you're showing exactly what I'm like when you're |
| 0:29.6 | going to go to the business. |
| 0:31.6 | All there in our most stuff. |
| 0:34.6 | Stay to me. |
| 0:35.6 | I'm Alexander Edward. |
| 0:38.3 | I'm Tony Boswell. |
| 0:39.1 | And we are Minion Death Cult. |
| 0:41.0 | The world is ending a freaking migrant flipping his birds, flipping the middle fingers at us, is responsible. |
| 0:52.4 | And we're documenting it. |
| 0:54.3 | Wow. Wow. |
| 0:54.6 | Sorry, just had to get that off my chest. |
| 0:55.9 | I'm venting for the second episode. |
| 0:57.9 | I was just so mad. |
| 0:58.8 | You know how conservatism is the new punk rock |
| 1:00.8 | and also the most offensive thing you can do |
| 1:04.0 | is flip the bird flip me and birdie? |
| 1:06.5 | Absolutely, absolutely. |
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