Welcome to Redact their money, but we've got our soul.

Let's roll, let's roll, never get their control.

They've got their money, but we've got our soul.

Welcome to redacted tonight.

This is the comedy show where Americans in America covering

American news are called foreign agents. I'm sorry for those of you Trump fans out there

hoping I'm going to say the election was fake. It simply wasn't. I'm sorry. Yes, millions of people

were purged from the voter rolls,

but they were mostly people of color.

So if the magination are waiting for those votes to be counted,

then Trump's actually going to do worse.

And I don't care if you're like,

I saw a video, though, on TikTok of someone burning a ballot and then smothering it in hot sauce and eating it.

That doesn't mean 50,000 votes were switched to Nevada.

I saw a video on Twitter of a guy who could shoot laser beams out of his urethra.

That doesn't make it real.

Jesus, people. And before you ask, yes, he used his powerrethra. That doesn't make it real. Jesus, people.

And before you ask, yes, he used his power to fight crime.

But that's not even what I want to talk about.

While everyone focuses on nothing but the presidential results,

there is something else that happened in this election,

something that is seismic in this country,

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