0:00.0	I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
0:04.0	Yes or no, did you ever take banned substances to enhance your cycling performance?
0:10.0	Yes.
0:11.0	I had no prior knowledge of the planned assault on Nancy Kerrigan.
0:15.0	I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behavior I engaged in.
0:23.2	All right.
0:24.0	Back in, baby.
0:25.1	Oops the.
0:26.2	Whoa, that's.
0:27.3	I think, I don't know if we,
0:29.4	I don't know if we say f*** that often at all during the duration of entire podcast.
0:35.6	And we've said four times now.
0:38.2	We did? That'll be the fifth time we said sure. All right thanks,
0:41.3	because I don't want to get our YouTube penalized. Guys, by the way, I am at Comedy Connection
0:46.6	in Providence, Rhode Island this Wednesday, one show, come check that out. And the following night,
0:51.0	I am in Portsmouth, New Hampshire, music hall, one show there as well. So come check me out. And then after that, I'm in Portsmouth, New Hampshire, a music hall.
0:55.5	One show there as well.
0:56.8	So come check me out.
0:58.8	And then after that, I got a couple more dates.
1:02.4	I'm trying to add Buffalo and Philly right now.
1:04.5	They tried to give me dates early in April.
1:05.1	I'm not going to be here.
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