600 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2021

⏱️ 93 minutes

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0:00.0	Last week my stand-in was she's in the lobby and she startled me.
0:05.6	God she was fucking perfect. Yeah, she had all your best features and none of the you know baggage words words.
0:13.6	Yeah, yeah.
0:15.6	Welcome, welcome to your mom's house.
0:19.2	You're welcome.
0:28.4	Come on in my acquaintance above 18.
0:33.5	A lot of you are asking about the King challenge.
0:36.1	Plants above 18.
0:40.0	Plants above 18.
0:42.0	Plants above 18.
0:44.0	Plants above 18.
0:46.0	Plants above 18.
0:48.0	Get up and start the day.
0:50.0	Come on, come on.
0:52.0	Put the feet on the ground.
0:54.0	Get you a nice hot breakfast.
0:56.0	Very lovely.
0:58.0	Take that cover and put it in shower.
1:01.0	Take that cover and put off yourself.
1:04.0	Take that cover and put it in shower.
1:08.0	Get up and start the day.
1:10.0	Plants above 18.
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