600. Star Trek: The Next Futurama 49 - Leela’s Homeworld

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🗓️ 12 June 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Check out our movie’s crowdfunding page and consider dropping some coin on our largest ambition YET: https://seedandspark.com/fund/papa-bear If you forgot, this show takes a Futurama episode and thematically pairs it with an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, which works surprisingly well. This episode covers Futurama episode “Leela’s Homeworld.” This show exclusively releases every other episode here on the Small Beans patreon. Wimmy Wam Wam Wozzle! Features: Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP David Bell: https://twitter.com/MovieHooligan Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691 Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans

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0:00.0	Oh my goodness. Hey, hi, it's Mike. Did you know that Abe and Bridget and me are trying
0:05.6	to make a movie right now? Yes, right dang now. It's called Papa Bear and tells the
0:11.2	poignant and hilarious true story of the time my dad came out as a gay furry when I was
0:17.2	17. If you care about that at all, please head to seed and spark dot com slash fund slash
0:25.4	Papa hyphen bear to find out much more about the project. How you can be a part and earn
0:31.4	really cool rewards for helping us out. See you there. Here's your pod. Thanks so much. Yeah,
0:38.1	baby. Back after a break. First time interacting with you directly since the wedding and you just
0:44.5	bought a new car. And what should we? Yeah, what should we shit about? I don't know. I mean,
0:49.3	I clearly had the bigger life event, you know, right? Of course. Yeah. Yeah. No, all I can say is
0:55.9	that I feel terrible. And I don't want to give the details of buying a car because I'm scared
1:01.4	that someone's going to message and go, oh, you got fucked. Do you know what I mean? Like, I'm just
1:06.5	like quietly. It's technically on paper the first car I ever bought. Yeah. And then it is like
1:12.8	a marriage. Does it feel weird knowing that you'll only be fucked by that car for the rest of your
1:17.6	life? Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. I feel sad about my old car because I have that for a very long time.
1:24.3	Yeah. Always interesting the ways the car dies. We had a family van that my brothers
1:29.9	grew up in and the stink would not leave. So we got rid of it. And then my dad had a red SUV that
1:35.5	broke down one day on the side of the road and we just walked away. Oh, I'm sure that's not what
1:40.1	you're supposed to do. No, probably not. Yeah, as a child, it seemed like I guess that's what you
1:44.5	do. But like he didn't call it so truck or nothing. We just left it there. Right. And then
1:49.9	yeah, yeah. So like, how'd your car die? The one that you're mourning? It didn't. It was just
1:53.9	really fucking old. It was a 2005 Toyota Matrix. I had had it for so long. And the muffler was
2:01.0	just hanging by a thread. And I knew that any second, I'm going to have to pay a lot of money for it.
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