60- You F*cked Up, Now What?

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2019

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Alex has a black eye and is telling us exactly what happened PLUS, she has a confession…she ended up in bed with an ex! Get the full story- it's as crazy as it sounds. Also this week, the girls discuss drunken fuckups and exactly how to recover. Whether you got sloppy in front of a girl you've been trying to bang or texted your crush something super embarrassing, we've got you. If you want any shot at redeeming yourself, there is a method to follow that works and may just surprise you. The girls are also discussing an injection that is not just making sex better for women…but making them squirt. Sofias' mom's friend had the procedure done and is telling us all about it. Lastly, and most importantly, did you know you can teach yourself to squirt? Alex and Sofia are talking about just how to squirt on demand. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Do you call him daddy?
0:05.0	Do I call her daddy?
0:07.0	Call her daddy. What's up?
0:15.0	up daddy.
0:16.0	It's call her daddy back at it again.
0:19.0	It's cauliflower daddy.
0:20.0	cauliflower daddy.
0:21.0	cauliflower daddy can call she daddy crawling doll and wrong. Dolly
0:23.9	cauliflower daddy crawling daddy crawling doll and I don't even know I guess people don't think it's funny when we say that but I do I do guys it's Alex and Sophia
0:30.5	Happy fucking hump day baby so I've got a big fat black eye and it's not cute I'm sitting
0:40.0	across from Alex and it is appalling. Okay, thank you.
0:43.0	Appalling.
0:44.0	I know it's annoying because makeup, it's in that stage where it's getting green so makeup won't cover it.
0:48.0	But it's not cute.
0:49.0	It's not, thank you.
0:50.0	All right.
0:51.0	You're supposed to be like, Alex, you can't even notice it.
0:53.0	It's so fucking noticeable.
0:55.0	Shocking.
0:56.0	I can't go out in public with you, but here we are.
0:58.0	So I'm just quickly going to address it because we are on film on the Instagram clips,
1:02.0	and how did I get this black eye?
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