60: With H3H3 Productions

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2018

⏱️ 89 minutes

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0:00.0	Music
0:24.0	Beautiful. I felt good.
0:27.0	I wasn't kicked off an intro in a while. Jackson's been a long time for you.
0:30.0	You've got to be kidding me. I've been longer. Yeah, I think Kaya.
0:34.0	I always forget Kaya even has ever done an intro of the entire history of our podcast.
0:38.0	You say that, but someone did at least less than me.
0:42.0	It was Andrew Jackson. I did it the most. I did it the most. I think I actually had the least.
0:49.0	Welcome to the podcast. Nobody wants to even do apparently today.
0:53.0	We have Ethan from H3H3 Productions. Thank you. Wow.
0:58.0	This is why you don't intro Jesus. I'm honored and thrilled by that illustrious introduction.
1:04.0	You've met our high enthusiasm, Kaya or Son over there, high flying, Kaya the Swift.
1:09.0	Suspiciously, Turs intro. Yes. So Ethan, give our audience a little intro of yourself for the two people who don't know who you are.
1:17.0	Okay. My name is Ethan Klein. I have a channel on YouTube with my wife. It's called H3H3 Productions.
1:24.0	We like to goof and gaff. I'm slightly overweight and I like to make fun of myself about it.
1:29.0	Hey, man. So Ethan, for all the people out there that don't have a wife or have any female companions, what kind of advice would you give to them?
1:36.0	Jesus, man. Okay. I'm fucking out.
1:38.0	I'm fucking out. Wake out the gate. It was between this and masterbating. I thought we could ease it.
1:45.0	I have a lot to say about masterbating. We can get into that later. He's prepared.
1:49.0	We'll save that. We'll save that. He's got pages and pages and notes off camera.
1:53.0	Oh my goodness. Dude. Years or decades, even.
1:56.0	Two cards. Honestly. Okay. Are you saying you actually want like a dating advice?
2:02.0	Yeah. Well, over a lonely place.
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