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Luke And Sassy Scott

60. WHY CAN’T I CALL YOU?!

Luke And Sassy Scott

Luke and Sassy Scott

Comedy

5.0945 Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2024

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

In today's episode:

  • The REAL Neighbourhood Watch. Long before reality TV there was analogue reality Tv - snooping on your neighbours, or in our case our brothers. Take a trip down not at all creepy or weird memory lane with us.
  • Scott’s Spray: Scott has well and truly had it with businesses not listing ANY contact information OR when they have the gall to ask for MY details when all he wants is to buy his groceries at his local shop. 
  • What starts out as a fun chat about mishearing what someone says and having a giggle, ends in a explosion of flatulent proportions. 
  • Plus, a Sibling Squabble all older siblings can relate to - the “if you don’t stop being a pain in the arse I’ll kick you out of the car” scenario. But this time it worked in the younger siblings' favour!

Have you got a Sibling Squabble? Or maybe a prank you want to pull? DM us a voice note at @lukeandsassyscottpodcast page on Instagram at https://bit.ly/lassp-IG .

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott
Producer: Mandy Catalano
Editor: Elise Cooper
Social Producer: Amy Code
Video Producer: Nick Barrett
Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh
Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

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Transcript

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0:00.0

A listener production.

0:04.8

The Luke and Sassy Scott podcast acknowledges the traditional owners and

0:08.5

custodians of the land in which we record this podcast. The eulicate will and clan of the Boonerong who are part of the Kulin Nation.

0:16.7

We pay our respects to our elders past and present and extend our respect to Aboriginal and

0:21.6

Torres Strait Island of peoples today.

0:23.6

Always was, always will be, Aboriginal land.

0:27.0

Don't film me.

0:29.0

You are ridiculous.

0:30.0

Don't do that either.

0:31.0

I'm sick of you.

0:32.0

You're a nutcase. I don't care, Luke.

0:34.6

Look at you. He infuriates me as a human being.

0:37.6

Cephe. Are you recording? Can I pick my nose?

0:42.1

Look! I'm sassie! Sassy!

0:45.0

Scott!

0:46.0

Scott, you know what came through my head the other day?

0:48.0

What came through your head the other day, Luke?

0:50.0

Well, your loud voice was one just then again, but all right where was I before I was rudely interrupted

0:56.1

Trying to tell a story and get to the point? No, do you remember how we would have neighborhood watch?

1:00.4

Mum would have us a neighborhood watch so I just want to paint a picture.

1:04.0

So Mum, as soon as there was any commotion in the neighborhood,

1:07.2

everyone would go to the front lounge room,

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