So we know this guy. So there's this guy that was at a wedding this weekend. His name might be

shame.

Let's say it's Sean. Sean. That's his name. He was at a wedding this weekend with his girlfriend,

and her name is Alex.

Uh, fucking story is great, shame. You know, so far, everybody's recognize that once I knew, once I found out that you had a

fucking baby arm between your legs and then then this occurs like the respect

level here is just climbing it's not that you're any better at your job or you're practically running the back end of this company like all those accolades don't matter. It's definitely dick size and a cool shit you did at that wedding

Definitely I mean it racks up so much higher in my book.

Absolutely not you're phenomenal. I'm proud of you. Good job. Everybody listening you should definitely not tell Shane to go fuck himself today it is definitely

a congratulations good job every guy would be like fucking A that was awesome.

We just can't tell the story because some people

might be listening that he doesn't want

to tell the story of what occurred.

It was a great story, great job, Shane. I mean, I have some great stories.

That one's up there.

It's a good one.

I was really up there.

Proud moment. I am, I feel like a big brother type of moment where I'm like and kid

fucking right how can't you be excited I'm just I'd be telling everybody

That's what I did you told us but the tens of thousands of people that listen to this and he's like there's like three people I really don't want to listen to that story.

Know this it was a great story everybody. All right well good morning good

morning. Welcome to the H. W. M. I'm your host Seth Ferrissey here with my

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