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See some evil? Here some evil. Speak some evil. Welcome to Nightfail.

Sorry to start the show off with such a minor issue, but the water here at the station is not working.

I was trying to make coffee. I got out the filters, grabbed some whole beans from the

larder, finally ground them using a hammer and hateful thoughts, and placed them one ground

at a time into the coffee machine. But when I went to fill the craft, there was no water.

I turned the faucet handle and just heard a faint hiss. 45 minutes worth of coffee preparation for

nothing. This also means the toilets aren't working. Fortunately, there's a huge ravine right

next door to the station, so that's that taken care of. Honestly, I probably shouldn't

lead off my show with a personal complaint about how there's no water instead of an important

news story like how there are suddenly two suns instead of one, but I can't help it. I just get

all worked up about a lack of coffee. It's fine. I'll be fine. But yeah, there are definitely

two suns now, and people are screaming in the streets. It's pretty apocalyptic out there with

buildings being burned down and cars wrecking into fire hydrants and people running in all directions,

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