It is Tuesday, March 7th, 2017, and this is episode 60 of Backside of Magic.

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This is Backside of Magic, and I'm Ryan.

With me, as always, is my co-host, Jeremy.

Jeremy, how's it going?

Life proceeds. How are you doing, Ryan?

I am well, thank you.

Glad to hear it.

Also, glad as always to get iTunes reviews from our fabulous listeners. We got two this

week, one from Dubs 1036 and one from Greenpad. Excellent. Thank you guys. Yeah, I don't know if you

took a look at those, but they really both took a lot of time.

And we appreciate all our reviews, but I especially wanted to note that they really took a lot of time to write out multiple sentences.

Good job.

Yeah.

And one other thing about reviews, last week I attempted to thank somebody and really, as it turns out, butchered their name.

I said some ridiculous combination of letters and symbols.

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