meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Makeshift Podcast

#60 Top 5 BEST COUNTRIES In The WORLD! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸŒŽ

The Makeshift Podcast

The Makeshift Project

Comedy

4.8 β€’ 559 Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 11 January 2024

⏱️ 37 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Zach takes an American Citizenship test, guessing the top 5 best countries in the world with a surprising #1, an updated Super Bowl conspiracy that the NFL changed because of us, the Krabby Patty secret formula revealed, how often you change your shower towel, the world country ABC's, and much more!

__________

0:00 INTRO

1:16 AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP TEST!

5:05 TOP 5 BEST COUNTRIES!

8:09 UPDATED SUPER BOWL LOGO CONSPIRACY!

10:51 GUESS LAST YEAR’S MVPS!

12:51 CHANGING SHOWER TOWELS!

15:23 WHAT REALLY BOTHERS YOU?

17:31 SECRET FORMULA REVEALED!

20:30 SOUP, SALAD, SANDWICH!

22:03 COUNTRIES THAT START WITH J!

24:03 ANIMAL THAT LIVES FOREVER!

26:13 2023 PEOPLE OF THE YEAR!

28:20 NFL/NBA TEAMS NAMED AFTER STATES!

32:17 ARE THESE VANS FRESH?

33:07 WORLD COUNTRY ABC’S!

34:51 $499 TINDER SELECT!

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Podcast 60. We made it. We made it here. We didn't make it to 100, but we made it to 60 podcasts.

0:06.7

But some would say 60% of the way there. I think all would say. You know, yeah, maybe not all.

0:13.5

Well, I was going to say it might be miscounted because I think we did a podcast earlier. Whatever. It's podcast 60. We're here. We're here we're ready to go better than ever um

0:22.5

i wanted to do something we always get called out for not being cultured yeah well that's my middle

0:29.6

name not cultured Zach not cultured yeah that's your middle name since you're american you're so

0:35.2

american right i'm just you get called american all the time i might be the most American out of anyone ever. I want to put you through the American citizen test. What? To become an American citizen, you have to pass a test. Okay. And we're going to put you through it. I don't want to do this. So everybody, all of our friends that are from other countries, our good friends, Simon, had to take that citizenship. Shut up. I want to dial in. I need to prepare myself mentally for this. You ready? I'm not going to pass. I'm going to put you through six questions. Brian, I'm not going to pass. This isn't the official one, but these are questions from the test. I pulled some that I think that you can get. Okay. Some of them you wouldn't be able to get.

1:14.9

Some of them are tough. All right. Can you pass the American citizenship test? Okay, here we go. Can you?

1:21.1

Probably not. All right. First question. What is the supreme law of the land? The supreme law of the land.

1:30.5

That's exactly what I said, yes.

1:32.7

What is the supreme law of the land?

1:35.2

What is the law?

1:36.6

The original law that everyone follows.

1:39.0

You don't know.

1:40.6

You're innocent until proven guilty.

1:42.7

No.

1:46.5

It's not like a specific law. It's like what are all the raws home of the land of the freight no what are all it's like a physical thing

1:53.0

there's a bunch of laws written on it oh the first commandment that's in our religion sac no not the commandment what's uh in the amendment the first amendment

2:06.7

the ten commandments yeah the first amendment no freedom of speech the constitution the constitution

2:16.5

is the answer oh that is the law of the land. Oh, I thought you were looking for like a specific law. You said the first command, the Ten Commandments. I meant the Amendment, the First Amendment. It's the Constitution. Okay. Wrong on the first. What do we call the first 10 amendments to the Constitution?

2:34.8

Ooh, okay. You are not going to do well. I had an answer jump in my head, but I don't think it's right. Say it. No, I don't think it's right. Come on, be confident. The Bill of Rights. Yes. Okay. Bill of Rights. You're one for two. Ooh. I think you actually need like 80% to become a citizen. Okay, well, we're 50%.

2:51.0

Who is in charge of the executive branch?

2:54.0

That would be the president. I think you actually need like 80% to become a citizen. Okay, well, we're 50%.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Makeshift Project, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of The Makeshift Project and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright Β© Tapesearch 2026.