Okay, folks, you are listening to Planet Porky, the podcast that is out of this world quite literally.

It's in another galaxy, it's in another stratosphere.

And today, it's particularly wonderful because I have with me in the studio again here at Spectrum.

The wonderful, the one, the only, Leslie Ann Jones.

Leslie, and welcome back to the recording studio. I'm back and thank you for having me. Well, it's fantastic to have you. You're

back by public demand, you know that, don't you? It's very sweet. Yes, I mean, you know,

we have a number of people here on Planet Porky who are spreading the word and spreading the news,

but... Took me hours to write all these letters. Absolutely, but whenever you're not with us, it's always trouble.

Now, listen, just before we get stuck into a range of topical, interesting, controversial

and very amusing subjects, you sent me a very bizarre message a week or so ago, 10 days ago,

completely unsolicited, to advise me how I should sleep better.

Oh, it is.

Because you've got a sleep routine, haven't you?

I do have a bit of sleep routine.

You're telling me to pour all sorts of strange potions on my pillow.

Well, so, you know, we struggle to sleep as we age, I think.

We don't need as much sleep.

I don't struggle to sleep as we age i think we don't need as much sleep i don't struggle to sleep

well i'm sorry i sleep very very lightly i i wake up at least four times a night well that's

what i mean yeah so so we need to trot to the bathroom more frequently than we did when we're younger

i think we don't know to talk about the onset of age especially ladies who've had babies

you know all of this kind of thing.

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